Rage of Honor

30 janvier 2010

Sin City (2005)

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WILD APPLAUSE

Sin City: Film noir. Starring Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Benicio Del
Toro, Jessica Alba and Brittany Murphy. Directed by Frank Miller and Robert
Rodriguez. (R. 125 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.)



“Sin City” is a film noir about a crime-filled city and the people who
inhabit it, but it’s also a movie unlike any other. The film uses a
combination of live action, performed by real actors, and computer graphics to
transform Frank Miller’s graphic novels into moving pictures. To remember “Sin
City” hours later is to remember from a different part of the brain that
remembers conventional movies. It’s to remember a comic book come to life.

Just technically speaking, it’s a remarkable achievement. Robert
Rodriguez and Miller (who shared directing duties) set out to do something
different and have succeeded in creating a complete other world that’s
seamless and beautiful. They’ve not only mastered the technology but have used
it with artistry. Most frames in “Sin City” are in black and white, with
splashes of vibrant color — the red of a woman’s lipstick, the sickly
yellow of a eunuch’s complexion. Sometimes a woman is entirely in color, and
the man is in black and white. In one shot, a woman takes two steps toward the
camera and turns from color to black and white as if stepping into shadows.
All these moments have a psychological reverberation — they say something,
paint a mood or instill a feeling.

The performances are in keeping with the visuals, big but controlled.
They match the heightened world of the comic book, without spoofing it or
commenting on it. For Mickey Rourke, “Sin City” is practically a homecoming.
Here’s an actor who has seemed a bit strange in any cinematic setting for at
least 10 years. But in this comic book context of outsized villains and heroes,
everything grand-scale and skewed about Rourke as a screen presence becomes a
virtue. It’s not enough to say that Rourke is good in “Sin City.” It really
feels like he lives there.

Rourke stars in the longest of the loosely connected stories that make up
the film. Wearing prosthetics that give him an overhanging brow and a jutting
chin, he plays Marv, a big ugly bruiser who brings home a pretty girl named
Goldie (Jaime King) and wakes up in the morning to find out that she’s been
killed. Realizing he’s about to get framed, he escapes and sets out to find
her killer, pounding, smashing and slaughtering everything that gets in his
way. Rourke is lots of fun — confident and bizarre and with a strange
imperviousness, as though not occupying the same reality as everyone else.
Marv is described at one point as a man out of some earlier, more brutal
century. That’s how Rourke plays him, as an almost completely instinctive man.

“Sin City” also provides an invigorating showcase for Bruce Willis, as an
old cop, Hartigan, who is to retire because of a heart condition. Of course,
his last case turns out to be his biggest, one involving a child murderer
(Nick Stahl) who also happens to be the son of a senator.

“Sin City” could be criticized as old stuff. The noir world it presents
is derivative of 1940s film, and it bears a family resemblance to other
postmodern fantasy noirs, such as “Dark City” and “The Crow.” Like film noir,
it can also be accused of misogyny. Women are slain with abandon — though
so are men — and the one vision of female strength the movie offers is that
of the prostitute. In one segment, a fugitive (Clive Owen) and a thug (Benicio
Del Toro) have a fight that spills over into “Old Town,” a part of the city
ruled by a merry prostitute band. The other female characters are pretty much
victims of men: Brittany Murphy plays a barmaid with a nice raunchy resiliency,

and Jessica Alba, though she has trouble acting the role of a nightclub
dancer, looks great in black-and-white.

Part of me wants to resist “Sin City,” because it’s art based on art
that’s based on art — that is, a movie based on a comic book based on a
film genre — and, like anything three stages removed from inspiration, it
has nothing to say. It’s a style piece, a fever dream about film noir, and
that hardly seems ambitious or important.

Yet if the movie’s aims aren’t lofty, its entertainment value is high and
consistent. Virtually every moment of “Sin City” engages the mind and the eye.
The energy never flags; the story never stalls. It starts in motion, and ends
in motion. To make a movie this entertaining is to accomplish a small miracle.

– Advisory: Nudity, extreme violence, dismemberment, sexual situations.

E-mail Mick LaSalle at mlasalle@sfchronicle.com.

27 janvier 2010

The Fourth & Final Season New…

Classé dans : Non classé — rageofhonor @ 19:59

The Fourth & Terminal Season

Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica is a reality television series about the married life of pop stars Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. The series first aired in 2003 and completed its final season earlier this year. Each season is divided into ten episodes. In the first season, Nick and Jessica were just learning what life was like together. There were plenty of opportunities for the two to get used to each other’s idiosyncrasies. In the second and third seasons, which were packaged together as in one DVD set, Nick and Jessica were no longer official newlyweds. With a year of marriage in the past they have become more accustomed to living with each other and understand each other better. But despite the change, the seasons flow pretty much the same as the first season. This fourth season sees the couple together (and a part) for another ten episodes.

When I reviewed the first season, I found it to be entertaining. What I liked about it was more or less due to the way Jessica was portrayed. She acts like a spoiled brat and seeing her try to get through some of the most basic everyday situations is pathetic and consequently, entertaining. On the other, Nick comes off in a completely different light. He is a lot more headstrong and able as an individual. He’s a really likeable guy. Nonetheless, the two make for quite a couple and their indifferent personalities made for some fun reality TV. With the second and third seasons, I found the show flowed the exact same way and there were some fun moments, but on the whole I found it was missing the appeal season one had.

Now I have had the chance to sit down with the fourth and final season. This season being the final season is little ironic, because at about the same time this DVD release came out, the “happy” couple called it quits. Maybe there’s a good reason this series ended… So to an important question regarding this DVD set, what is there to like about season four? Well, I can’t really say much besides that if you really enjoyed the past seasons, then ten more episodes of Jessica acting the airhead and Nick rolling his eyes should do you well. The show’s overly melodramatic situations deliver the same entertainment value as past seasons. There are a few funny moments scatter throughout the season, but nothing really happens that is so big and moving you just have to see it.

For instance despite Nick’s best efforts, Jessica is still horrible with money. The episode “The Valentine’s Day Budget” is a perfect example. In this episode the happy couple set a twenty dollar cap on gifts for each other. Nick manages to spend less than twenty bucks and Jessica manages to go way over. We saw this same thing happen in season two when Jessica planned a very expensive thirtieth birthday for Nick. There are other common themes from their personalities we see, Jessica whining about this or that, Nick obsessing over sports, light bouts of unconvincing drama, and so on.

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However there are some slight variations. In this season we see the couple separated at times. Jessica goes away in “The Dukes Of Hazzard” to do the filming for the movie of the same name. The change with Nick and Jessica being separated are not enough to make this season any better than the others. The end effect is that the show’s content in terms of whatever problems, situations, and ordeals they deal with comes off as the same as any other episode.

In the end, the fourth and final season offers the same kind of excitement as the past seasons. The show is good for an occasional chuckle or insight into the lives of two very rich celebrities. For that reason it is worth sitting through, but I can’t imagine wanting to watch it several times over. Rent it.

Episode Guide
1. Newlyweds Two Year Anniversary
2. Jess Gets A Root Canal
3. Training Daisy
4. The Dukes of Hazzard
5. New Year’s Eve
6. The Orange Bowl
7. Boys Weekend in Cabo
8. Newlyweds Together Again
9. The Valentine’s Day Budget
10. Newlyweds Series Finale

The DVD

25 janvier 2010

Apartment Zero (1988)

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“WE’RE ALL entitled to one or two . . . hundred idiosyncrasies,” says Adrian Le Duc, a lip-quivering Brit who’s repressed to the appropriateness of worry.

He’s telling Jack Carney, his new, mysterious flatmate, he’s prepared to accept him at any cost. But Adrian’s also confessing to his uptight ways and implicitly stating the theme of Martin Donovan’s “Apartment Zero,” a brilliantly crafted psychological drama set in Argentina with at least two hundred marvelous idiosyncrasies of its own.

Unlike the sensation-a-minute velocity of Hollywood’s linear-scripted, agent-negotiated star shows, “Zero’s” momentum comes from a subtly menacing accumulation. When cine-club proprietor Adrian (Colin Firth) — whose only friends are the movie-star portraits festooning his apartment — takes in boarder Jack (Hart Bochner), he thinks he’s found the solution to his existential loneliness. Jack is everything Adrian is not: walking-surfboard handsome, confident and consoling.

But things take a turn for the strange. Jack starts befriending the neighbors — a bunch of morbidly curious busybodies, as far as Adrian is concerned; Jack’s work schedule seems erratic; and out in the streets of Buenos Aires, bloodied political corpses are piling up.

Donovan, co-scripting with David Koepp, not only builds an eerily affecting relationship between the two (things get even weirder), he also revels wittily — and creepily — in the incidentals: “Zero’s” subsidiary characters are so richly (and darkly) conceived, they could spin off into movies of their own. Adrian’s invalid mother is wasting away horribly in an asylum run by nuns; a sultry, lonely neighbor makes doe-eyed advances to Jack; and the tea-and-crumpet gargoyle-featured spinsters (Liz Smith and Dora Bryan) who snoop the corridors are a scream — perhaps Donovan learned a casting thing or two from Federico Fellini after appearing in the Italian director’s bawdy “Fellini Satyricon.”

“We’re not used to gallantry any more,” says grateful spinster Smith with the air of someone used to a lifetime of dashing suitors — this after Jack has retrieved her kitten from a precarious ledge.

Perhaps derailed by the force of his own originality, or possibly suffering from novice’s overdrive, Donovan loosens his grip somewhat during “Zero’s” final act. But the sardonic, gruesome conclusion is nonetheless entertaining; a minor skid for Donovan is sure-driving for too many others, and by that time you’ve felt already “Zero’s” full impact

22 janvier 2010

Diner (1982)

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Barry Levinson’s (TIN MEN, AVALON) directorial debut chronicles the relationships between a congregation of friends living in Baltimore in 1959. The uniting fact for this group is their fear of growing up. They spend hour after hour in the local greasy-spoon diner, joking, boasting, bragging, and ultimately escaping fact. Ladies’ man Boogie (Mickey Rourke), a hairdresser by daytime and law student by Cimmerian dark, is also in over his head with the local bookie. Momma’s boy Eddie (Steve Guttenberg) is about to get married–but only if his fiancée passes a football trivia test. Shrevie (Daniel Stern) is married to Beth (Ellen Barkin) but is more comfortable hanging out with his friends and organizing his document collection. Graduate student Billy (Timothy Daly) is frustrating to under the weather into the open his own thing embrace sprightliness. And Fenwick (Kevin Bacon) is a poor shallow rich boy with a warped sense of humor and no directorship. Paul Reiser rounds out the group as the continuous but eccentric Modell.

21 janvier 2010

A Civil Action review

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There is something different about A Civil Action. Unlike Coppola’s The Rainmaker, which was good in its own favourably, this a altogether close and real play-acting, much less about the law case that is its form, than the humanity and fact at its core. In this true gest, John Travolta plays Jan Sclichtman, a man that embodies not just all it is to be a lawyer, but a stereotypical derogatory maltreatment Queen’s at that. Although the sexiness of Jan’s $1000 designer suits and Porsche Targa is appealing to one’s hedonistic side, in the opening sequence narration we become dramatically informed of with his craft’s “calculus of bodily hurt,” making it quickly covenanted this is a staff with a most repugnant personality.

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Led by public bashfulness during a radio call up-in show to follow up on a visit to Woburn, a small village outside of Boston where a throng of eight children have died of Leukemia, Schlichtman immediately tries to put an end to an uncomfortable (and unprofitable) relationship with the parents: “You want an apology, and there is nothing more that I would similarly to to do than to get you that apology, but from who? Who is going to apologize to you and pay me? There has to be a defendant and one with very deep pockets. This is not an inexpensive case to try.”

The parents, believing the examination supply is contaminated, ask Schlichtman to stop by the river and suspension at liberty the local factories. “What good would that do?” he retorts. But as if by fate, Schlichtman is stopped fitted a speeding ticket on a link over the river, and, as if drawn to it, discovers that the tannery that may be executive is a division of Beatrice Foods. “This is a gold mine,” he tells his colleagues, as a result environs up a battle of David versus Goliath proportions.

Yada, yada, yada, one thinks. But as the evidence mounts and the big boys crop ready to enwrap and make a clearance offer, Schlichtman has an epiphany that changes the account, the drift, his bounce. So, as they stand on the cliff overlooking the Promised Land, Schlichtman, as a consummate madam ‘ to his partners, makes an about-face from his modus operandi and leads these men to a station where fairness and abundance take a stand against an epic battle.

John Travolta is riveting in his sleaziness and born again in his character’s perpetual pursuit of his different found convictions. In any event, even he is outclassed by the underrated but Oscar&reg-nominated Robert Duvall, as Jerome Facher, the Harvard professor who is Beatrice’s tranquil but wily practised attorney who appears more interested in the Boston Red Sox than this court case. These two are surrounded by sterling supporting performances by James Galdofini (Al Love), John Lithgow (Judge Walter J. Skinner), and the scene stealing witty succour of William H. Macy (James Gordon).

20 janvier 2010

The Full Monty review

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The Full Monty

UK - 1997

Movie Review By Andrea Chase

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Desperate times call for desperate measures and times could not be more
desperate for the unlikely heroes of the quirky comedy, "The Full
Monty," a film about economics, sexual politics and g-strings. Not the
musical kind.

Life ain't sweet for the members of the Sheffield job club. Still
unemployed six months after their factory shuts down, they've stopped
hoping for things to get better. To add insult to injury, the
Chippendales come to town with their unique brand of undressed
entertainment, driving their womenfolk wild and making the guys feel
completely useless. Until one them, Gaz, learns just how much money the
Chippendales made.

He launches a crusade to put on his own strip show, featuring local
talent, or as he puts it, real men. It's an uphill battle, but the
money means more than solvency to him, it means keeping joint custody of
his son, so Gaz is not a man to take no for an answer. He recruits the
old, the fat, the skinny, and the uncoordinated by offering them the
chance to rise up, grab life by the short hairs and mold it to their
liking. Or at least make a few bucks in the short term. And this is
the film's delicious irony — they regain their self-esteem by taking
off their clothes. Which isn't to say they don't suffer the comedic
agonies of the damned when it sinks in that once on stage, they cease
being people and start being objects. Their cute personalities won't
mean squat. That's the nice thing about this film. It tempers the
absurdity of its premise its serious underlying issues.

The full monty is brit-speak for taking it all off, but never mind
whether our intrepid lads do or don't. The real point of this amiable,
well-acted story is finding friendship and pride in the most unlikely of
ways.


© 1997 ? Andrea Chase ? Air Date: 8/20/97

19 janvier 2010

A Monty Python splinter facti…

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A Monty Python hiatus gang bears responsibility for Jabberwocky, a medieval farce based on a Lewis Carroll rhapsody. Film is long on gibber but short on yocks.

Ex-Pythonite Terry Gilliam directed and coscripted. Michael Palin is well-cast as a bumpkin who threads his way through jousting knights, grubby peasants, ‘drag’ nuns, and damsels both fair and plump to become the inadvertent hero who slays the vile monster menacing Max Wall’s cartoon kingdom. The monster, who doesn’t appear till the final minutes, is a work of inspired dark imagination.

Film goes for gags instead of sustained satire, including several typically English lavatorial jokes and also some repulsively bloody ones.

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Some of the slapstick works okay but at a very intermittent pace in a mish-mash scenario.

17 janvier 2010

This Review Is Dedicated to A…

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This Review Is Dedicated to A.B. King!

Last night with great trepidation, I stumbled my way into COLLATERAL DAMAGE starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, a one time asskicker of the silver screen. He’s become something of a joke due to a series of poor decisions in terms of the films he’s chosen to make.

To give you an example of how far his stock has fallen, last night I had 4 passes good for 8 people to attend the early press screening of his latest. I was able to get Quint and Auntie Meat to come. Patch, a rabid action film fan, decided to catch up on some school work… She decided to spend her time doing school work rather than see a free Arnold Schwarzenegger film. In all two seats couldn’t be filled, and another two seats were reluctantly filled by a friend of mine and his wife, both of whom I hadn’t seen a movie with since the midnight screening of THE PHANTOM MENACE.

This was a serious issue.

They had anticipated overflowing crowds, they had scheduled two screens, but one would have been enough. There was zero anticipation. Before the film, the audience could be heard lampooning Arnold with his one liners, "Stick…. Aworond!" "You Lawk Dead Tired" and on and on and on.

If you could hear me before the film, sort of whispering to myself, I was saying, "Don’t Suck!" You see, I am an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan. I love that series of action actors that came about in the late seventies/early eighties. Stallone, Arnold, Ford, Russell. They’re like the patron saints of the action genre, and they suck way too often these days. Admitting that sucks too. Watching Ford bored beyond words during the Golden Globes the other day, was just agony. Kurt Russell has smartly begun doing character work to bide his time finding a good starring vehicle. Harrison Ford just doesn’t do much anymore. Arnold acts for whoever can afford him and Sly… Sly has no ability to discern a good script whatsoever. His agent must play with Lincoln Logs still.

There’s good material out there. Hell Arnold is still attached to 4 really great scripts, but instead he goes for the pay day. God willing, maybe the pay day might possibly be good, but really… it seems that more often than not… the script always comes up lacking.

I did not like the script to COLLATERAL DAMAGE, it just didn’t do anything for me. It felt lifeless, but I was hoping that Andrew Davis would come into the project as the director of THE FUGITIVE not as the director of CHAIN REACTION. I was hoping that he might be able to somehow pull it off.

When the film was delayed due to September 11th, I was afraid they might be softening the film, but secretly I was wanting them to amp it up a notch or two, truth be told, there were no reshoots that I heard of. No extra footage. They moved it because the film dealt with a fireman exacting revenge upon terrorists that killed his wife and son.

As the lights dimmed and the movie began, I was just hoping for something fun. Something that would make me smile and flinch a few times. Make me say, "Oh shit," a few times… ya know?

COLLATERAL DAMAGE was fun. It was fun without feeling sacrilegious. The first 30 minutes seem a little too… creepy weird. Arnold taking a shower with his tiny son was a bit, weird. The blast that kills his wife and son wasn’t over-fetishized and felt brutal without calling attention to itself. But the moment in the film where Arnold hears, "The bomb was apparently placed inside a Traffic Cops motorcycle" the film begins. Arnie’s eyes narrow. The other gigantic firemen in the room all look like they are saying, "Let’s kick some ass!" or "We’ve got your back Sparky!" but they don’t say that! Which is good. Because that’s really bad dialogue.

The great success of COLLATERAL DAMAGE is the casting of the film.

Like I mentioned with Arnie’s fellow Firemen, these guys look right. They look like firemen that would be in Arnold’s brigade of firemen. These don’t look like the pussies in Chris Klein’s ROLLERBALL, these look like real men. The type of men that will walk through fire and rip out the windpipe of the mutherfucker that started the damn thing. Now, I have never seen a single one of these guys, and they don’t really do anything, but you know that if this movie wanted to be Johnny To’s LIFELINE and headed into that direction, you’d love to see them kick fire’s ass with Arnie. BUT that’s not this movie.

Then you have the CIA/FBI guys. Casting Elias Koteas as the obsessed badass CIA guy, who may be just a bit too committed to wiping out terrorism… Well, ever since Casey Jones, Elias Koteas has done it for me. He just looks a bit like the maskless Dr Phibes and he seems moments away from licking a wet scab wound at all times. It isn’t that he’s great here, he just brings more to his role. He’s good. He doesn’t look like a cardboard cut out, he looks right. Acts right. He isn’t overacting, he’s just… creepy and off, and that is what I want from him here. All the other CIA/FBI guys are faces you recognize in a strange sort of "where do I know that guy from" sort of way… Just like when you see FBI or CIA guys on TV at press conferences they always kinda look familiar in that… "Hey has that guy been tailing me" kinda way.

Then you have EL LOBO the terrorist. Beside the terrorist being named after my brother-in-law, the father of Kublakhan and the husband of Sister Satan, casting Pablo Escobar as the terrorist was great. Never mind the fact that Cliff Curtis is actually a Kiwi Maori guy and that he battled Bruce Campbell as the evil but handsome Prince Khalid in THE MAJESTIC! Here he is EL LOBO, and EL LOBO is a wonderful evil terrorist badass with emotion. He isn’t some cartoon character. He doesn’t go around doing THE EVIL LAUGH! Cliff is a good actor. He’s been in THE PIANO, ONCE WERE WARRIORS, THREE KINGS, BRINGING OUT THE DEAD, THE INSIDER, BLOW and TRAINING DAY. He’s been good in all of those, and he brings an understated menace to the role that keeps him from being ludicrous in that BAD ARNIE VILLAIN manner.

Then you have the damsel in distress, Francesca Neri. I kept expecting Arnold to say, "I must confess to you, I’m giving very serious thought… to eating your wife." That’s right, the lovely Allegra Pazzi… An Italian goddess sprung from the lovely loins of Rosalba Neri… one of the most beautiful Italian B actresses in history. I’m a huge Rosalba Neri fan, I can’t recommend enough the joy of watching Francesca’s mother in ARIZONA COLT, LONG RIDE FROM HELL, HERCULES IN THE HAUNTED WORLD, THE TORTURE CHAMBER OF FU MANCHU and LADY FRANKENSTEIN. Francesca is only two films into her American film career, and this is the first one shot outside of Italy. Those eyes of hers are echoes of her mothers and wowzers she floats the boat. Possibly the best eye candy to be opposite Arnold ever.

All of these characters are enough to consider that this movie was exceeding expectations. However, the second that John Turturro steps on screen playing a riff on his Bernie Bernbaum in a Columbian prison… HEAVEN! Right here in the middle of an Schwarzenegger flick I taste a morsel of a Coen Brother film. Add to that the fact that Turturro seems to be improving the most delightful little riffs on his dialogue. Raising his material way way way up there. I know this character was dead on paper, but here… Turturro infuses it with that life that only a great actor can give a meaningless part. Casting Turturro in this tiny part added an entire star to this film. He is the champagne added to these scrambled eggs… making them just dissolve in your mouth the way only great scrambled eggs taste.

Then we’re introduced to a character played by John Leguizamo. AGAIN a role cast with someone far exceeding the necessity for casting someone of his ability. John is riffing on Arnold as if saying, "All my life I’ve wanted to be in an Arnold movie and call this big lummox a sauerkraut and here’s my chance and I’m gonna do it!" Leguizamo is merciless in roasting Arnold’s character, his accent and Arnie just simmers there taking it. FANTASTIC! I was delighted beyond words to see these pair of Johns roasting the Oak.

The great thing about both these cameo characters is that they are just the right amount of both. Not too much to overpower the films like Joe Pesci in the last LETHAL WEAPON flick. But just enough to flavor the whole film.

Then there is Arnold Schwarzenegger. It is very interesting how Andrew Davis uses him here. They’ve eliminated a great deal of his character’s dialogue. Given other character’s off-screen narration to scenes of Arnie doing things. He is never used as a monster of death. Davis uses Arnold’s reputation and his previous characters as a cocked left jab, what I mean is… as an audience member, you are sitting there looking at Conan, The Terminator, Col. John Matrix, Douglas Quaid, Harry Tasker, Major Dutch Schaefer and you know that at any moment he is going to whip out a 16" knife, hurl it across the room lifting the victim off his feet pinning him to the wall 3 feet behind him with the sound of a chicken leg being popped off the chicken. Followed by, "STICK AROUND!"

Arnold is used like Hitchcock’s MacGuffin. You know he’s going to explode. You know that EL LOBO killing his kid and wife was a "BEEEEEEG MISTAAAAAKE!" but Arnie never tells us that. We know it.

There is really only one real ONE LINER in the film, and it feels so good when he says it. Arnie’s fights in this thing are brutal. The one in the hut against three Colombian guerillas was classic down and dirty style fighting. Enough fucking wire-fu, let’s use our teeth. Let’s bludgeon someone to death, choke them to death… But ya know what… Arnie is really a very ineffective killer in this flick. People just don’t die easy with him. He’s not a killer here. It isn’t what his character does. He is ‘THE FIREMAN’, technically his character is called Gordon Brewer, but nearly every other character in the film refers to him as ‘THE FIREMAN’ and that is very integral to his character. He wants revenge on one person in particular. He doesn’t want lots of death. This is a new drive for him, all he has known has been saving lives, not extinguishing them. As a result… there is a wonderful clumsiness to his character. A hesitation that he has never really had before.

His ‘superhuman’ status comes only from the amount of personal abuse he can withstand. I’m sure that the average human would take 2 full blows from a rifle butt before letting someone go. Arnie takes maybe 20 of those, and innumerable kicks. There is just no quit in the sonuvabitch. He’s just as determined as he’s ever been, but less deadly.

Everything in Colombia just did it for me. Technically it was all shot on the east coast of Mexico, I know the area quite well, where this was all shot, but I love how all the establishing of the area is done. I like how big the film feels down there. I was reminded of the first ROMANCING THE STONE film. That sort of unveiling of the locale. Really sweet. Really good.

This is the first movie that Andrew Davis has made since the FUGITIVE that I really had a lot of fun with. It isn’t THE FUGITIVE good, but not much is. This is a good Arnold flick. One that actually got audience applause afterwards.

Now, if that big bastard can be in another great TERMINATOR movie, followed by getting CRUSADE off the fucking ground, we might see the bastard doing good again!

14 janvier 2010

Shadow of the Vampire review

Classé dans : Non classé — rageofhonor @ 11:39

An_Education



Shadow
of the Vampire



























Starring:

Willem DaFoe, John Malkovich, Eddie Izzard, Udo Kier, Catherine
McCormack and Ronan Vilbert

Directed
By:

E. Elias Merhige


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This!

I'm
confused…Max Schreck

was

or

wasn't

a vampire?

Max portrayed the ubercreepy Count Orlok in the stigmatized


Nosferatu



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Shadow's

side stars ubercreepy Willem Dafoe as the Freddy
Krueger- nailed Mosquitoman, Count Orlok.

From the come to-go

Comrade of the Vampire

plays a few
games with our soft brain matter. But all in all delivers
a refreshing cinematic cocktail of non-telegraphed scenarios
with fabulously frilly wardrobes, opposing gently, with an old
fashioned camp reminiscent of Hammer Films.

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gag goes…It's 1921 and eccentric director F.W. Murnau (

John Malkovich

, being) is shooting what
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Nosferatu

. (a silent film, but non-the-less, scary. Articulated
audio would only have dulled Murnau's effect) We join Murnau's
randomly-legendary seek reject and troupe to note on the making of his

Nosferatu

…the

truly

tale.
(FYI?Seems
Bram Stoker's wife wouldn't give up the rights to

Dracula

,
so they improvised with the Calculate Orlok.)


Murnau drags his scrumptiously- plump-blood filled band to the
backwoods of Czecolapepsislavakia for some location shooting.
Van

actor

, Mr. Max Schreck (Willem DaFoeadeerafemaledeer)
has foraged ahead of them and been Stanislavski-ing into his
task as the anorexic Count Orlok. At least that's what the human
appetizers, er, peer hurl members, possess been told by their
strange director…
When
the gang in the long run arrive, mysterious things begin to come to pass…
Gustav von Wangenheim (Eddie Izzard all mansteaked up) is legitimate
freaked by the enumerate. Of course the count

is

a tad a
horrifying. Gustav's not really acting as the pure terror paints
across his pompous little acknowledge.

What's this? Maxie's been knoshing on a camera crew member?
Tsk. Tsk. The poor man, Wolfie, settle upon now have to be replaced.
Hope the famished Count can subdue his appetite until the end
of the wound. Geeze. Can't he nosh on the nervous locals or
something and ode off the fancy imported tackle?

You'll just have to foresee for yourselves.

Willem DaFoe and John Malkovich are the real/reel reasons to
see this tale. Two of our finest actors revel in a near frolic
on film. They are both at once their solemn, serious, characters
and in spite of ooze a charming laughter.

Ironically,
my favorite stand-up comedian,

Eddie
Izzard

, is winsome much the straight gink here (he's a heterosexual-
transvestite- comedian). He's not given a choose witty observation
to spew from his unselfish brilliant silver-quick be cautious of. Mr. Fabulous
does a imagined trade,

as evermore

. His Gustav was purrfect.
If
you're an esteemed horror movie buff?this is simply a

positively


be required to see

, tippity-top of your movie current agenda. If
you're into seeing

different

smaller movies with great
acting, again, run to receive this.

If you're into big Hollywood flashing- gizmos and goobly- bits
edited with obligatory making out-scenes starring little ones-buff-mini-waisted-quazi-virgins-ala-
Brittany Spears- wanna bees…this may bore you!

Snack
Recommendation:

A pitcher of Bloody Mary's? heavy on
the Belvedere.
©2001 BluntReview
All Rights Reserved
I Vant To Rot-gut A Weasel's Blood…

12 janvier 2010

Pretty much the “Showgirls” o…

Classé dans : Non classé — rageofhonor @ 4:05

Born_Of_Hope

Unbelievably much the “Showgirls” of sci-fi shoot-’em-ups, the experimental John Travolta starrer proves that even members of the $20 million-per cudgel can push audience goodwill to the breaking regarding — and that point may soon be synonymous with “Battlefield Loam.” Few career revivals have enjoyed as fervent a receive as that attending Travolta’s when “Pulp Fiction” ended his long drop six years ago. But this bombastic, perturbed, frequently ludicrous “dream project” of the actor (for which he takes co-producer credit with his director, Jonathan Krane, and Elie Samaha) is without a doubt an insta-encamp idiot’s out of. Pic could reap OK coin, given its heavy marketing push and turbo-reaction behaviour genre, but there may not be satisfactorily undiscriminating young male viewers in the world to recoup costs. There’s also another hurdle: Contrary to prior averment, it is possible to make a popcorn pic too thick for the peanut gallery.

The film is all too faithful to its source material, an 819-page doorstop that reputedly sold 5 million copies. Screenplay by Corey Mandell and JD Shapiro reshuffles and compacts events from the novel’s first half, altering a few of the more ridiculous conceits (e.g., hero’s warrior allies are no longer brogue-spaykin’ Scotsmen). But haplessly cliched dialogue, cardboard characters and dunderheaded plot logic remain.

Lest one should doubt that he’s a good boy, our hero is named Jonnie Goodboy Tyler (Barry Pepper). He’s not a Nashville Network up-and-comer, but rather a rugged post-apocalyptic youth destined for greatness in this “Saga of the Year 3000.” During the millennium betwixt now and then, the Psychlos (from the planet Psychlo, natch) destroyed all earthly civilization to plunder our mineral wealth. The few remaining humans have regressed to primitive hunting and gathering, their own top-o’-the-food-chain past long forgotten.

Helmer Roger Christian (”Nostradamus,” “Masterminds,” and second unit on “Phantom Menace”) sets the feature’s tenor in the first few minutes: The buckskinned protag gets bad news from his mountain-dwelling clan (”Sorry, Jonnie, the gods took your father in the night,” intones his g.f. Chrissie, played by Sabine Karsenti), at which point he gallops off to explore the great unknown. He promptly hooks up with Rock (Michel Perron) and Carlo (Kim Coates), nomadic hunters who show him mysterious ruins.

While investigating one such site (a mall, no less), the trio are abducted by Terl (Travolta), chief security officer for the Psychlos’ domed mining operations. The Psychlos are very tall (though pic doesn’t convey that scale vividly), with sickly green eyes, elongated eyebrows and topknotted dreadlocks.

They’re also meanies, although not in any sophisticated or awe-inspiring way. You would expect a race capable of intergalactic travel, conquest and capitalism to have some seriously evolved gray matter. But a big problem with “Battlefield Earth” (both book and film) is that the evil “masterminds” come off as ninnies, while their “primitive” prey all too conveniently regain several millennia worth of human know-how in a New York minute.

Ambitious but hitherto thwarted on the Psychlo success ladder, Terl has already captured numerous “man-animals,” keeping them in “Planet of the Apes”-like cages for grunt labor. Added to their number, Jonnie becomes de facto rebel leader after one “rousing” speech. Noting unusual talent, Terl puts him in a learning machine called (you guessed it) a Learning Machine. Terl somehow fails to grasp that a human slave thus trained to operate Psychlo vehicles and weaponry might prove troublesome.

Despite pic’s noisy, hectic tenor, remaining narrative arc wouldn’t crowd a nutshell: Armed with his new knowledge, Jonnie is soon explaining molecular biology to his fellow man-animals, organizing armed resistance and annoying Terl to no end. Any faint fantasy-logic still standing gets lost in a chaotic final hour of nonstop explosions, collapsing structures and more slo-mo running through close-range gunfire amid shattering plate glass than even John Woo would hazard.

This may be the loudest actioner yet, challenging viewer tolerance with incessant sonic-boom footfalls, detonations, gunplay and screamed dialogue. Adding to the din is Elia Cmiral’s score, which ODs right away on bass-drum thunder, yet keeps on chugging till the celestial choirs come home.

Robin Russell’s editing outdoes even “Armageddon” for sledgehammer quick-cutting. Further viewer fatigue is induced by Giles Nuttgens’ widescreen lensing, which tilts virtually every shot at a dislocated angle. Christian manifests no apparent control over the proceedings beyond keeping the testosterone level at a rather desperate fever pitch.

Compared with those in other recent digitally enhanced pics, the visual effects are often quite blatantly mattes or computer graphics. Yet the overall look, though derivative (”The Matrix,” “Blade Runner,” “Waterworld,” etc.), rates as “Battlefield’s” one non-guilty pleasure. Wide format abets splendid views of diverse wilderness areas and ruined human cityscapes.

Costumes are less inspired, with the humans coming off like the dance troupe Stomp! doing a tribute to “Mad Max” in their tasteful war paint, caveman-chic leathers and Ally McBeal-on-a-bad-hair-day dos.

As the most arrogant and devious of this lowbrow lot, Travolta effects a hoity-toity mid-Atlantic accent suggesting “The Importance of Being Earnest” as performed by the Dogpatch Players. If this perf reps an indisputable Personal Worst, it is also an undeniable bull’s-eye realization of Hubbard’s pulp print villainy.

As subsidiary Psychlo-path Ker, Forest Whitaker courts less embarrassment. An otherwise less-than-stellar cast (excepting Travolta’s spouse, Kelly Preston, briefly seen as an alien babe) can be forgiven for signing up.

Pepper (an ensemble player in “The Green Mile” and “Saving Private Ryan”), as duly directed, shouts, leaps and tosses tawny locks like a Viking afire, albeit one lacking a speck of humor or charisma.

For the record, “Battleship” does not constitute Dianetics guru Hubbard’s first screen credit: Long before he founded the Church of Scientology, the then-struggling pulp writer had a hand in penning several late-1930s Poverty Row serials (”The Secret of Treasure Island,” “The Spider Returns”). If only Hollywood knew then what we know now.

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